Why women suck (pun intended) sometimes…

Look, take this as you will: women have crazier expectations in their partner than does a man. For this main reason, women tend to dissassociate with men: they may be very decent, and just genuinely attempting to win you over, but their attempts are overwhelmed by fucking up those attempts, and just not being naturally smooth. I literally think I’m smooth af, and I’ve been in the game for 10 plus years (hehe) but more like since I could talk, but I fuck up so many chances with girls over what?! A lame ass misunderstood joke that gets taken anally on the first date (more like cyber date these days). F***, I’m really sorry about that, bitch. LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE, BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY TELLS JOKES TO BRING OUT BAD THINGS; IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU A JOKE THEY ARE TRYING (probably) THEIR BEST TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND LIKE THEM. YES, I KNOW (I’m sorry in advance for this one, jus try’na make a point) YOU WERE SEXUALLY HARRASSED AND DO PORN FOR A LIVING… LAUGH ABOUT IT, OR DON’T DO IT. Yeah, savage. Berry. 

But now, we can’t [even] get along, ’cause every stranger is a wierdo now, at least that’s always your first f***ing choice of thought, am i wrong a***oles?!!! 🙂 lubz yyou… But what chance does anyone have (especially us Bachelors / Bachelorettes who are getting older, to the point people have to ask us why we’re single)? Those of us getting into these misunderstandings are the ones who need to be trying harder to understand each other, so that [hopefully] we don’t get left behind… alone. 

For that reason, I have honestly come to the conclusion that girls are better off with an uglier dude, so that r***rd of a man can prove himself to you, instead of feel like he’s better than you, leading to cheating or dissatisfaction (since males are more easily amused by attractiveness, where as women are generally more concerned about their own attractiveness); men want trophy wives, women want to be the best trophy. I say this from the perspective of a self-proclaimed (relatively confident?) good-looking guy (though, maybe just being selfish with the rules, I’ve seen this so many times). Luckily, girls can be a little deeper than us. Fine, maybe. We love you guys (girls?). You should quit being a bitch for that reason alone (you Aholes): WE LUBZ U. WE DO GAY S*** FOR YOU… THINGS WE’D CALL SOMEONE ELSE GAY FOR.

Of course, there really are those guys that give us the bad rep: I’ve known them and been friends for at least a short time; they trick us too, exactly ’cause we’re not one of the same… they want to camoflage as us good ones and fuck it up, ’cause they hate us more than you (yes, debatable, i know). Obviously, ultimately, you ladies get the short end of the stick, but there really are guys, you may be missing out on; also, divorce anyone?; bastard children (bless their hearts)? Love us like an orphan, ’cause were just looking for a replacement (for our mothers, in case you don’t already know this, ie. Oedipus Complex), and I guess that’s why some guys suck… their mothers (or lack there of)!

BOTTOM LINE: You don’t have to suck too [well, unless yer down 😉 Aaaayyy]! It hurts everybody, when we all really want to win, especially together, with you, our Lovers, Our Hearts, Our Favorites: Women. 

To a Newer, Happier Year…

For All Genders / Sexes and in-betweens.

-Bach., OUT


WTF Did Kodak Black just do? On InstaGram LiveStream?!

Real quick paragraph (ok a couple), ’cause that’s all anybody needs about this one!: 19 (18?) year-old convicted felon from Florida, Rapper Kodak Black just got out of jail “about a day ago” (just kidding “haha” song reference, more like a month) and is already in some (although legal) “trouble”… 

The young rap star [presumably] accidentally(?) dropped his phone during a Live Stream online today, December 28, 2016. The problem laying in the where: in the f***ing bathroom, in the mothaf***in’ shower, with no g**damn shorts [any] on!!!

Yeah, that’s about it… or all you really need to know, before responding with whatever comes to mind… probably a lackluster  meme like everyone and their momma. Ugh. Idk how I feel about this, but it’s pretty darn ridiculous: just saw this kid live in Los Angeles at the Novo on December 23 and was not expecting him to slip up so soon (yet actually relatively late in his professional career, explained later), or if at all, considering his last album Lil B. I. G. Pac has a lot to live up to, if Kodak is in fact who he claims he is [in his music].

Kodak first received recognition at about 17 years old, when rap (pop?) star Drake posted a video “dancing” to Kodak’s banger at the time, Skrrt, probably bringing the phrase back into the scene since…; in reference to the young rapper’s pracically prophesized up and coming stardom, another current rap star by the stage name 21 Savage dropped his own banger Skrt on his mixtape with top-dog producer of Future, MetroBoomin. Black has been rapping since a youngin and even had a music video (song called “Ambition”) from when he was 14 re-released on YouTube, which just adds to the rapper’s real-life credibility, something even the king of now,Drake, does not truly have; in other words, Kodak really could be the second coming of the likes 2Pac and/or Biggie, amongst other greats. 

Despite all this great talk and story behind Kodak, he still seems to be the young juvenile kid you’d expect from an 18 year old, though very much on another level of ambition and consistency, which is necessary of such a real “gangster” rapper in order to achieve genuine success. The “kid” is doing just about everything right, and looking to change his rough past (which has probably been even rougher than 21 Savage, who claims to be the realest deal, minus the videos of him riding on the back of Meek Mill’s motorcycle / ATV and being called gay / homo). All of this adds up to Kodak being the new “real deal” of hip hop and the music industry, minus this current fuck up of dropping his phone while naked and exposing his self-proclaimed (and by everybody on the internet) “Lil Kodak”; that was his best response to what happened after on Twitter, that “everbody’s girlfriend was zooming [into the LiveStream] to see [his] Lil’ Kodak.” Clever. Oh gosh, kinda cringe, with Love, from Yung Savi. 

On to 2017, “this” Lil’ Kodak, the finesse kid and fans. 

HAPPY new year’s…!?!

-Yung Savi,