John Wick, The Newschool James Bond: John Wick 2 Review

Keanu Reeves is back Friday, February 10, 2017, but how is he gonna follow up the innovation that the first movie in the new franchise brought to the table? Simply put Wick fans, don’t fret: this whole trilogy is looking to be the actor’s second coming of The Matrix (in terms of epic scale, not story, also a nice surprise of an easter egg for Neo and ahem fans).

  1. To remain spoiler free, short & simple: the movie is similar to Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, in that it plays it safe by being a movie that has a lot in common with the original, so that not to dissapoint the die hard fans and cult following, and dissappoint it does not. Everything the first one had, number 2 does, no greater, no less, only subtracting the nuance of the first experience.
  2. Cinematography: top notch and just as colorful as the first, maybe even more of it, superb film production 10/10
  3. Action: possibly more over the top, but mostly new versions of the original scenes, new kills, improved guns, and the same classy, stylized choreography (reminiscent of a modern day adaptation of James Bond that goes more gritty than classy, though doesn’t lack intelligent, tactical etiquette in any of its methods, 10/10.
  4. Story: Same vengeance story, new characters, new thrills, 8/10

Overall: 8.9/10,  because it only feels one notch lesser than John Wick, because it didn’t have the element of surprise like number 1. Other than that, this was and always will be one of the better sequels of all time (though, sequels aren’t known for improving on the originals, except for the universally accepted, even better than the first, The Dark Knight). 

Original in more than enough ways to remain fresh and continue to grow. The anticipation for the final episide of the trilogy begins as soon as the credits roll. The stakes somehow evolve. 

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Why women suck (pun intended) sometimes…

Look, take this as you will: women have crazier expectations in their partner than does a man. For this main reason, women tend to dissassociate with men: they may be very decent, and just genuinely attempting to win you over, but their attempts are overwhelmed by fucking up those attempts, and just not being naturally smooth. I literally think I’m smooth af, and I’ve been in the game for 10 plus years (hehe) but more like since I could talk, but I fuck up so many chances with girls over what?! A lame ass misunderstood joke that gets taken anally on the first date (more like cyber date these days). F***, I’m really sorry about that, bitch. LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE, BECAUSE NOT EVERYBODY TELLS JOKES TO BRING OUT BAD THINGS; IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU A JOKE THEY ARE TRYING (probably) THEIR BEST TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND LIKE THEM. YES, I KNOW (I’m sorry in advance for this one, jus try’na make a point) YOU WERE SEXUALLY HARRASSED AND DO PORN FOR A LIVING… LAUGH ABOUT IT, OR DON’T DO IT. Yeah, savage. Berry. 

But now, we can’t [even] get along, ’cause every stranger is a wierdo now, at least that’s always your first f***ing choice of thought, am i wrong a***oles?!!! 🙂 lubz yyou… But what chance does anyone have (especially us Bachelors / Bachelorettes who are getting older, to the point people have to ask us why we’re single)? Those of us getting into these misunderstandings are the ones who need to be trying harder to understand each other, so that [hopefully] we don’t get left behind… alone. 

For that reason, I have honestly come to the conclusion that girls are better off with an uglier dude, so that r***rd of a man can prove himself to you, instead of feel like he’s better than you, leading to cheating or dissatisfaction (since males are more easily amused by attractiveness, where as women are generally more concerned about their own attractiveness); men want trophy wives, women want to be the best trophy. I say this from the perspective of a self-proclaimed (relatively confident?) good-looking guy (though, maybe just being selfish with the rules, I’ve seen this so many times). Luckily, girls can be a little deeper than us. Fine, maybe. We love you guys (girls?). You should quit being a bitch for that reason alone (you Aholes): WE LUBZ U. WE DO GAY S*** FOR YOU… THINGS WE’D CALL SOMEONE ELSE GAY FOR.

Of course, there really are those guys that give us the bad rep: I’ve known them and been friends for at least a short time; they trick us too, exactly ’cause we’re not one of the same… they want to camoflage as us good ones and fuck it up, ’cause they hate us more than you (yes, debatable, i know). Obviously, ultimately, you ladies get the short end of the stick, but there really are guys, you may be missing out on; also, divorce anyone?; bastard children (bless their hearts)? Love us like an orphan, ’cause were just looking for a replacement (for our mothers, in case you don’t already know this, ie. Oedipus Complex), and I guess that’s why some guys suck… their mothers (or lack there of)!

BOTTOM LINE: You don’t have to suck too [well, unless yer down 😉 Aaaayyy]! It hurts everybody, when we all really want to win, especially together, with you, our Lovers, Our Hearts, Our Favorites: Women. 


To a Newer, Happier Year…

For All Genders / Sexes and in-betweens.

-Bach., OUT

WTF Did Kodak Black just do? On InstaGram LiveStream?!

Real quick paragraph (ok a couple), ’cause that’s all anybody needs about this one!: 19 (18?) year-old convicted felon from Florida, Rapper Kodak Black just got out of jail “about a day ago” (just kidding “haha” song reference, more like a month) and is already in some (although legal) “trouble”… 

The young rap star [presumably] accidentally(?) dropped his phone during a Live Stream online today, December 28, 2016. The problem laying in the where: in the f***ing bathroom, in the mothaf***in’ shower, with no g**damn shorts [any] on!!!

Yeah, that’s about it… or all you really need to know, before responding with whatever comes to mind… probably a lackluster  meme like everyone and their momma. Ugh. Idk how I feel about this, but it’s pretty darn ridiculous: just saw this kid live in Los Angeles at the Novo on December 23 and was not expecting him to slip up so soon (yet actually relatively late in his professional career, explained later), or if at all, considering his last album Lil B. I. G. Pac has a lot to live up to, if Kodak is in fact who he claims he is [in his music].

Kodak first received recognition at about 17 years old, when rap (pop?) star Drake posted a video “dancing” to Kodak’s banger at the time, Skrrt, probably bringing the phrase back into the scene since…; in reference to the young rapper’s pracically prophesized up and coming stardom, another current rap star by the stage name 21 Savage dropped his own banger Skrt on his mixtape with top-dog producer of Future, MetroBoomin. Black has been rapping since a youngin and even had a music video (song called “Ambition”) from when he was 14 re-released on YouTube, which just adds to the rapper’s real-life credibility, something even the king of now,Drake, does not truly have; in other words, Kodak really could be the second coming of the likes 2Pac and/or Biggie, amongst other greats. 

Despite all this great talk and story behind Kodak, he still seems to be the young juvenile kid you’d expect from an 18 year old, though very much on another level of ambition and consistency, which is necessary of such a real “gangster” rapper in order to achieve genuine success. The “kid” is doing just about everything right, and looking to change his rough past (which has probably been even rougher than 21 Savage, who claims to be the realest deal, minus the videos of him riding on the back of Meek Mill’s motorcycle / ATV and being called gay / homo). All of this adds up to Kodak being the new “real deal” of hip hop and the music industry, minus this current fuck up of dropping his phone while naked and exposing his self-proclaimed (and by everybody on the internet) “Lil Kodak”; that was his best response to what happened after on Twitter, that “everbody’s girlfriend was zooming [into the LiveStream] to see [his] Lil’ Kodak.” Clever. Oh gosh, kinda cringe, with Love, from Yung Savi. 

On to 2017, “this” Lil’ Kodak, the finesse kid and fans. 

HAPPY new year’s…!?!

-Yung Savi, 

OUT!!

Bachelor’s Anonymous


You get in a lot of trouble, trying to be cool; just leave it for the ahole you hate from the distances. I’d be high everyday for those years, literally, I’d be sober one day out of the month, and I still might’ve smoked herb that day as consolation every other month. Maybe. Zz.

I didn’t necessarily miss out… but things could have been better by now. You literally jus get frozen in time… while everybody else is moving forward, including their feelings being on, while yer feelings are off, so you can’t meet them mentally, until you do some years of catching up. You know yer smart enough to catch up if you could jus one day quit. WHEN you quit, I guess you either quit before it’s too late… or you let it kill you. 

I just want this to be the last time I have to quit something i love.

    “The Interview” Scandal Speculations

    James Franco and Seth Rogen star in the upcoming North Korean leader-offending Christmas day release movie, “The Interview” (Sony Pictures). The film has seen some turmoil in the media, as well as politically. As you may have heard, Sony’s website/ database has been hacked by an allegedly Korean cyber-terrorist group, in retaliation of the “distasteful” movie, which focuses on the story of [Franco] and [Rogen] being given an assignment to assassinate the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un. The Korean “leader” was so offended that “his majesty” supposedly threatened the United States of America as a whole, many of his followers threatening nationwide killings to randomly selected movie-goers in theatres. For obvious reasons, the movie was pulled just before release. Now, after President Obama spoke about surrendering rights such as freedom of speech to intimidations of another country, the movie is once again set to be released (as originally planned) on Christmas day… So my question is, “is there something else going on?!”

    This whole back and forth thing between Korea, ‘Merica, Obama, Kim and Sony Entertainment makes me wonder… Couldn’t there be any alternative motives? It’s some awesome advertising/ promotion for a film some people may have skipped on considering the nature of Franco and Rogen films prior (Pineapple Express sure was funny but not for everyone, but now every Korean in the world has a reason to “must-see” this movie, as well as a bigger percentage of Americans who will feel the release of this movie exemplifies some sort of patriotism or expression of freedom. Now, it might take a little crazy (which i have developed over the years), but is it so hard to believe this whole bag of shenanigans that happened this past week could just be the greatest example of Product Promotion the business department of the U. S. Has seen?

    I have too many questions and not enough answers, but the early release of this movie on YouTube and similar sites has me satisfied with the idea that this was all a planned one-week long stunt by all the “figures” involved. Why? Oh, I don’t know… MONEY TO BE MADE?! Sometimes we think people are too rich to be interested in “petty” deals, but hey you see it in Hip Hop and what-not every day… You rent a Ferrari for a day to shoot the music video, now all your gullible fans think you own one yourself.

    Why would any businessman (sometimes this includes family) ever tell you their secrets? Let alone Donald Trump or your favorite rapper… Why would anyone want you to know the secrets that got them where they are? They worked for their way there and aren’t going to help you take their spot.

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